Kaira's lyrics

It's a lost and lonely kind of feeling,
To wake up wearing a disguise.
I lie in bed staring at the ceiling,
I don't know who I am,
There's little that I can
Fully recognize. . . .

I think that her song means how she feels every day. And when she says she is wearing a disguise that means that deep inside she is not just a popstar, she has feelings to. I think that this piece of one of her lyrics she is writing about herself.

Armpits experience at the police station

Armpit/Theodore was nervous at the police station because detective Debbie had found out who had bought tickets from two scalpers Moses and Felix she knew it was X-ray she just wanted to know who his partner was. Detective Debbie heard a clue when X-ray said no harm no foul, just like the way Armpit/Theodore said it when he had to talk to Debbie. I could also tell that X-ray got afraid and nervous with Debbie when she found out X-ray was lying to her.

Kaira's letter

I think that Kaira's letter was grose because she said that she liked it when she touched Theodores armpit, she said she liked feeling goosy inside. Another thing that grosed me out is when she admitted that she liked Theodore. I thought that Kaira would hate Theodore for being a crook, but no she ends up liking this guy named Theodore who is nick named Armpit. Yuck! Talk about disgusting. Anyway hopefully she will change her mind and tell him the actual truth in another little letter. If not then Kairas out of her mind.(really crazy)

The date

They (Armpit and Kaira) went to a cofee shop and then Kaira asked Theodore/Armpit if he wanted to play ditch the doofus. (Ditch Fred her body guard) Theodore replied and said sure, Kaira ran outside and Theodore followed.Kaira talked to him. (It had something to do with kissing) Theodore thought about kissing her but he thought he had lost his chance. In a while he decided that this was an opportunity he said that you never get a chance to kiss a rock star like Kaira Deleon. He had now decided he would kiss Kaira he had just gotten ready and was puckered up when suddenly Fred/Doofus arives and get's Kaira and takes her home. At that moment Theodore knew he had lost his opportunity.

kaira's dreams

I think Kaira would love to dream that she was 18 and got to fire El Genius. Kaira doesn't like her manager (El Genius) because he is married to Kaira's mom. Kaira hates how strict he is and how he brain washes her mother. She said she would fire him as soon as she was 18, she also said there would be alot more changes in the band. She would also probably fire Aileen and Fred/Doofus.

Questions for Kaira Deleon

1. Hello Kaira I wanted to ask you if you really liked it when you touched Theodore's armpit?


2. When you were going to get kissed by Theodore (Armpit) how did you feel?


3. How much confidence do you have with your mom?


4. Are you going to try to like El Genius and doofus, you know give them a chance for every mistake they have made?


5. Will you ever tell your mom about her best friend Aileen?

Small Steps

This book is by Louis Sachar the characters in this book are; Armpit/Theodore, Ginny,
Kaira, X-ray, El Genius, Felix, Moses, Cherry Lane, Doofus/Fred, Tatiana, Ms.spears/Genius.


This book is about a boy named Theodore who just came back from camp green lake, he is working in a place where you dig holes just like in the camp except this time he's getting paid. Then one day his old pal (x-ray) from the camp comes and tells him that he has a get rich plan.


x-ray's plan lead's Armpit to taking Tatiana to the concert, not really because she changes her mind. Armpit thought that since Tatiana wasn't going he had then decided to take his ten year old next door neighbor, Ginny. He felt bad for her, she had a rough day and she had cerebral palsy. At the Arena Ginny had a seizure while a security guard was asking Armpit for the tickets,he couldn't find them until he got them gave them to the guy. The security guard found out that the tickets were fake bad ones. Then the security guard noticed that Ginny was moving, and acting strange he thought Armpit had given her a drug. Kaira went to see what was going on and saw Armpit, and Ginny she took them backstage and got to see the concert from there.(she did it because she found out that the tickets they had were fake scalpers tickets.